there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN
Are you sure it’s a boy? That bump could be a penis or a nipple, it’s not very clear from this angle
the. the snapchat says he
why are there two fridges
Root beer flavored void key hard candies!
These look better in real life.
If you didn’t run around the mansion with this guy chasing you when you were younger then you didn’t have a childhood.
No, I didn’t run around with him chasing me, I’d try my hardest to lock him in the freezer, or just in a room, THEN run around the mansion.
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
Aunt Mary is my new hero